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A crusty decrepit old hag whose overstayed her welcome in Buckingham palace. She doesn't even really do anything except bitch and complain about how she's made uncomfortable by the black gentleman standing over there, or how she can't feel half of her face. She binge watches BBC and chews cud all day whilst smoking two packs a day because she is British. She got diabeetus!
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