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FF or Fat Fuck describes a man so fat that he has to take the stairs everywhere because he breaks every elevator weight limit. However, taking the stairs does not help as he makes up twice as many calories as he burns with trips to midnight cookies. The Yin to the titty bandit's yang.
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