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Someone dabs* Someone else: is that a sign of affection? *they start making out* someone else (let’s call him gunnar): lets take this to my room! *winks* someone who dabbed (lets call them Brodie): i’d Like to do that. *they get to the hotel room, still making out furiously* Gunnar: I’ve done this a lot with other guys, so let me lead, ok? Brodie: all right. *gunnar reaches into Brodie’s pants, pulling out Brodie’s douche cock* gunnar: wow! This is at least 40” bigger than mine!! *gunnar pulls down his pants* brodie: wow I can put my douche cock into your op, because yours is inverted! Gunnar: I know! It’s great right!!! *they get to the bed, feeling aroused, they both dab, furiously until wet and sweaty* gunnar: ok, I’m ready: Brodie: *to be continued...*
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