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On a leaky inflatable mattress, a woman funnels vinegar into her partner's rectum. Upon removing the funnel, a large cucumber with a string tied around it is inserted into the rectal cavity. She rides and aggressively fucks him until he is at the point of climax and then, pulling hard on the string like she's starting a lawn mower, she rips the newly pickled cucumber from his anus. She climaxes on him while they slide around the mattress in a mess of vinegar, shit, and blood. They lie entwined as the mattress deflates, she in a state of glorious self exultation, he in agony, their putrid mess wicking into the carpet as it spills off the side of the mattress.
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