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The best answer to any possible question or comeback Teacher: what is the square root of 69 Lil billy: the square root of me and your mom last night Teacher: stop! that is enough! Lil billy: that's not what your mom said last night! Kid 1: hey you look like an ugly little faggot Kid 2: you fuckin kidding me I look nothing like your mom
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