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A peen is a mystical pEnIs that has no soul. A peen typically people named ~evan~ slip up and say just shit that makes you lose a few brain cells here and there. Peens usually flock together so it’s safe to say if you find one peen another is lingering not to far behind. Peens have to fit special qualifications and typically a peen will try to call others a peen to feel more accepted by society.
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