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Wassie, wasserpest A memetic edible creature on CT (aka CryptoTwitter), originally cartoon pseudonymous user Maru, but it was forced and popularized by sock-puppet master Stardust with his enormous army of alt accounts and therefore now has a much broader reach and meaning in the community. Wassies can be collected/harvested("collec"), kept in the fridge, be eaten raw or cooked into soup or ragu, however, it is also popular to keep a wassie as a house pet nowadays. How the creator himself describes it: "A smol purple radioactive edible that has 40 days lifespan (keeps longer in a fridge) just 1 of these can overrun your place in under 3 days (by then it won't be alone) they collectively own 5 sats and their individual value is 2.5 sat each there are many recipes all over the net"
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