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Big eyes but never observant and always clueless. Loves to watch anime but too pussy to start watching hentai. Only goes for older woman that are long distance away. Everyone thinks he has a BBC but really he has a small tree stump. Never gets a haircut but his hairline is still reaching for the stars.
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