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A very strange individual with a tendency to irritate the people surrounding her, she is famous for her love of ribbon, books and being a pretentious fuck. Many people would use the term 'idiot' in reference to hannah-joy, and they wouldn't be wrong. Instead of befriending human beings, hannah-joy chooses to befriend snails, cats, Guinea pigs and dogs. Hannah-joys best friend is an albino Guinea pig named Phil, Phil is beautiful but she is also an asshole and she squeaks at 3am. Standing at a whopping 5'8 and a half, the hannah-joy is excellent at cuddling her short friends, although her favourite person to cuddle is a very tall and beautiful individual who she nicknamed melly, because come on! It's a cute nickname!
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