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The ultimate mom. She doesn't allow alcohol in the house and has only divorced one man. She always has a bag of goldfish crackers in her purse in case her kid is being annoying at church. She makes the whole family share an iPad and only get 1 hour of screen time each per day. She's works an average job, but her husband is probably a doctor so she's rich. She has somewhat of a Karen haircut, but part more in the middle. Though she's put together during the day, she has wild fantasies at night which she explores with her husband.
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