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Laura is a wise ass. She cares more about herself than others, and more about her outside than her inside, if you know what I mean. Laura's IQ is typically lower than the average person, even lower than the average garden snail. She says that she is trying to become a vegetarian to save the poor cows, even though she is one herself. Yes, Lauras are cows. She will have many boyfriend, but once they all break up with her, she will pretend she hated them in the first place even though it's like "Hey, Laura, you're the one who begged him to go out with you!" She cares more about Lenny, who is a stick, more than normal people. Did I mention that Lenny is her only friend? Laura is the kind of girl who would say the wrong answer, but then she would be like "Oh yeah, I knew that." Even though we all know she didn't. She thinks she's good at singing, but really sounds like a rat living in the sewers who is getting eaten by their cousin.
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