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The standard measurement for a fart as defined by the following: A = Length of fart (seconds) B = Volume of fart (decibels) C = Smell of fart (scale from 1-10; must be measured by others, 10 being the smelliest) Ptoof = A*B*C NOTE: Minimum value for A, B and C is 1.0
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