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A live performance from Irelands best porn star who’s enjoys nothing more than a massive cactus inserted in her anus. Be careful where you sit in the audience though.. The best front row seats possibly aren’t the safest place! When she takes her final bow of the night she often likes to spit out all the spikes and it can easily turn into something along the lines of the nail gun scene on Final Destination. Bonus live act for the rest of the audience!
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