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a small, wealthy, exclusive town filled with yuppies who drive SUV's, fearfully conforming to one another with the meticulous impulses usually seen in accountants , these are the assholes you hated in high school having formed a town that celebrates the most obnoxious type of american materialism and self congratulatory impulses. we are rich. weirdly white and filled with obnoxious packs of male bikers in sleek seal skin suits terrorising pedestrians and car drivers alike. dotted with the occasional cool health food store or restaurant. the type of town that has a fireplace in its library. no one here colours outside the lines or wants to. everyone here plays to win the money game. a good town to leave if you have a soul. bye, simsbury.
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