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Penny is a girls name and is sometimes used by drag queens. Pennys are typically angry and have strong opinions. They think they’re much smarter than they actually are. They prefer to be really tan and ignore skin cancer warnings. Pennys drink a lot and most of the time end up face first on the sidewalk. Teacher is their preferred profession as they like to spread their mean bigoted opinions on to our youth. If you know a penny, you’ll constantly have to worry about offending their delicate Constitution.
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