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Chris is so-so. He usually has thinning hair on the top of his head and looks kind of like an egg. He acts like a know it all and tells strange stories of his childhood and young adult years. He makes jokes that makes everyone around him uncomfortable, but no one ever tells him how bad he actually is. People tend to avoid him due to the discomfort his lingering gaze causes.
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