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A pink-shirted dope as heck Spanish teacher, who loves to chuck markers and miss the white board but say “oof first try” he also enjoys making doopy bird shirts for the crap hole middle school he works at: although he is moving to the south just to purely get away from all the annoying north kids who say ColorAAAAdo. He likes turtles and the colour yellow and taking selfies and quizzing his students on them. His life at home consists of walking on the Colorado beaches and he eats a whole lot of bacon. He does not condone juuling but did hand out a cleaner pamphlet once to the Emo girl in the class *although she does not identify as an emo* and finally his father is an alien sorta.
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