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A Phoneass is a type of jerk that starts playing a funny video and n their phone that everyone has to watch, just as you are about deliver your punchline to a group. A Phoneass is easy to spot because they interrupt you and then show you stupid videos while insisting that proper etiquette is for you to hold their phone so they don’t get a cramp in their stupid arm.
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