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A food which Is a rare delicacy around the world, but highly popular and mass produced in Bolton. Locals of Bolton pronounce this as 'Milki Po-tati', and tend to drool when emphasizing the 'Po-tati'. Bolton folk usually enjoy milky potato throughout all walks of life on a daily basis, some even shower eating, others light milky potatoes like candles whilst making sweet, sensual love to another Bolton being, just so that Potat-scents cancel out the stank of the dirty Bolton monge. The worlds leading producer of Milky Potato is based is Bolton, down split road, near Spar.
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