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The kid who sits next to you in math. He is quiet, but every once in a while he says beautiful things. Like “stop saying you stole my nose I’m trying to work”, and “my day was good thanks for asking”. He always is spaced out or on his phone but that is okay because he is secretly a god at math. He also probably is in the Russian mafia but he is a cool dude so you deal with it. He has two hands and two feet but only one mouth so what planet is he from?
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