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A hyperactive, spastic fellow that has schizo-effective disorder and a janky smile, usually likes loud Chicago rap music and massive amounts of porn. A Hoosker is a great friend for a younger woman, but will be a crazy, good, naughty, complex,and eccentric lover as he ages. To clean a Hoosker a shared bath must be taken otherwise he might take a “bird-bath” once every 5-9 days. Usually has long blond hair worn in dreads or just curls. Origin usually Hungary. Mumbles a lot.
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