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The god of jazz, Kelpy G is the unsung hero of Spongebob Squarepants. Kelpy G's music will sooth your body and soul. The cult of Kelpy G is usually associated with this character, the cult aims to bring Kelpy G to every boy and girl, no LGBT though because Kelpy G hates libtards. Kelpy G spends his time on his TV show, and he also performs for the smellies. Kelpy G is the absolute best character in the Spongeoverse. Kelpy G is an avid supporter of Pro Life and Pro Guns, he usually appears at anti-lgbt and anti-liberal rallies
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