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A sexual act involving shoving an entire box of Altoids in your mouth before you have sex with a woman so your mouth waters uncontrollably. You then tease her by licking her tits and let your drool pool in between her fun bags. Slowly dip your dick in your drool to get it all wet and when she looks at you with her "fuck me eyes" spit all of the altoids into her face, flip her over as quick as you can and stick your dick in her butt.
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