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A pretentious asshole who thinks they’re smart when they’re actually an insecure pussy who can’t control their unstable emotions, if you think you can trust someone with the name of Oliver just make sure he’s either not a spastic dumbass or just someone who doesn’t interrupt you whenever you say literally half of a sentence you were saying, he’s a bitch who can’t do anything for himself and doesn’t stop talking even if you tell him to shit up over and over and over and over and over and over again
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