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It’s a school, with just one rule: ONE, HAHA; I MEAN A MILLION: • No phones • No tight trousers • No jewellry • No running • No hanging out in groups • No walking in corridors • No freedom of speech • No fun • No fizzy drinks • No talking • No chewing gum • Year 7 has to do cross-country • No failing • No going to take a SHIAT • No education • No taking blazers off • No eating • No going to the dentist • No sitting • No playing • No football • Homework set every lesson • No emotional support • No facilities • NO CRYING • NO LAUGHING • NO FARTING • NO NOTHING BREAK A RULE AND YOU WILL HAVE AN AAAAAFTER SCHOOL DETENTION WITH FUCKING SL(u)T AND YOU WILL BE EEEEEEXCLUUUUDED BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT REPRESENTING THIS SCHOOOOOOOOOL! Fuck this school.
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