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I am Jacob. view me as you would any other figure of art, for I am a masterpiece. the seams within my seams have been delicately crafted by the most seductive hands, my astonishing personality is beyond the likes of any entity on the mortal playing field. gaze into my somber eyes and unlock your truest feelings towards me, perceive what cannot be comprehended from a mere outside view. I am truly a pillar of omnipotent pride, masterful handiwork, and deep compassion towards society and its playthings.
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