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Roadmen are evolved chavs who think they are hard and intimidating when it has the complete opposite affect. They wear puffa jackets, tracksuits and Nike air max's. To be a Roadman and join the community, you must be dead in the head, speak like your from the ends. AKA the criptip language they use which makes them sound like losers. Also, they must speak in as deep voice as possible even if they have not hit puberty yet just to maintain the image of being this big intimidating thing. If you want to get in a fight with one though, just insult their mum because thats the only person in the world they care about because they reassure them they aren't as dumb and not as much as a waste of space as everyone else thinks they are.
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