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holy shit. only people who went to madison will [understand] how much of a possessed, wrinkled, purple-haired [trader joe's] bag she is. with nails that look my dog's paws and kneecaps so bulging and jiggly that are probably filled with water, she will hit your desk with a yardstick and prowl [around the room] with her seizure-inducing old lady dresses and blouses. whenever she walks into the room and screeches "HELLOOOOO,LADIES AND GENTELMEN!" i get ptsd. god help mjhs.
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