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To shove ones pinky into their right nostril while maintaining direct eye contact with the person you are with, then in sequence, alternating nostrils while continuing to maintain eye contact. Continue nostril penetration throughout meaningful conversation. Repeating process as necessary, but never acknowledging process throughout.
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