Skip to main content
Dictionary
Store
Blog
World
Help
Advertise
Chat
System Status
Information Collection Notice
Trademark Concerns
reCAPTCHA Privacy
Terms of Service
reCAPTCHA Terms
Privacy Policy
Accessibility
Report a Bug
Data Request
Contact Us
Security
DMCA
© 1999–2026 Urban Dictionary ®
Mugs
Tees
Hoodies
Pro Customization
Create unique products with your own words and definitions
Preview
Personalize Your Design
Your Word
Your Definition
A malpican is an extraterestrial being whose apperance gives thy blue balls on sight. A malpican always finds the cheap way out of things and loves beat up white forces. Malpicans wait an astounding 2 years before cutting their hair. A malpican is truly a sight to see.GETs hella fucking fornite dubs also Chino's best friend.
Text fits
Save
Cancel