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The Scouse vindaloo is a term used for when you and the bird come home after a night out. Instead of ordering a curry & tailing the shit out of her, you shit in her face (the curry) smother it around like a face mask and leave it to solidify for 10 to 15 minutes. After that it’s optional what you do with it.
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