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Alan is an amazing man who’s eyes are as blue as the ocean. His smile brings instant joy to everyone around. When he looks you in the eyes, the whole world stops and it’s just you and him frozen in time. His kisses are that from a 90s love movie, sweet and romanticly fill your stomach with butterflies. When Alan makes love to you, it’s the most explosive, amazing, billion time over orgasmic experience you’ll even have with any man in your life. Alan is already in a relationship so you ladies can keep dreaming of finding a man as wonderful as Alan.
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