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He is a short, funny, and happiness spreading boy. He is obviously Asian, and he can be a big snake at times. He likes hanging out with his friends. He is fat, and short. He has a little bit of a dirty mind and loves flirting with both genders. He loves sucking on lollipops! His butt is relatively big but very hard. He loves jiggling and belly dancing is one of his favorite hobbies. When he see's anything that looks good, he will right away lick it. His IQ is 39.87 and ACT scores are probably going to be around 1350.0. He will own 17 porcupines when grows up, and will be a "unique singer". His daily income will be about 5 dollars, he also will have 12 children, 5 of them will be accidents, and 1 will die from getting stabbed by Cheng Li's porcupines. He will settle with a wife called Clair. Cheng Li will mostly have a happy life and will die at the age of 99.
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