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Danielitus is a disease which starts when being in close proximity to Daniel for extended periods of time. It starts by wheezing at things which slowly grows into a phat howl as your lungs cry out for help. The next stage is you start saying phrases that he says such as "We're in the endgame now" , "CAITEEEE!" and "Karen stop taking ma kids". The next stage is making memes about people you "may" know every hour of every day and seeing it as normal. The next stage is saying offensive jokes and laughing at yourself more than others and making release noises when doing the simplest of tasks such as sitting down. The final stage of Danielitus is buying airpods and laughing maniacally as you flex on the peasants...
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