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A really creepy creature. Don’t run from a Lydia she’ll eat you. When she catches her victim she likes to rub their nipples, then cut them off, put them in a microwave, sauté them, and finally after a sprinkle of salt, pepper, and fuzzies, prepares to dine on them. Then when she’s done, she screams “I rub my nipples and start moaning in delight”
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