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The greatest SoundCloud rapper of all time. His name is Dystress, he’s an addict, he’s addicted to writing magic and spitting raps with true passion. There is no one in the world that rivals him. His alter ego is a retarded Jew in high school named Asher King. But his homosexuality is forgiven when he takes on the role of Dystress. Whenever someone listens to his rap for the first time, they instantly cum in their pants. He’s more effective than pornhub. Dystress, the legendary SoundCloud rapper himself
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