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Has very long hair, will strangle a bitch with it. Talks in her sleep, makes Olivia weep. Eats anyone's food but her own. Will not eat vegetables - they're definitely conspiring against us. Has weird ideas about smoothies - who the fuck puts ice cream in a smoothie?? Wife stealer. Lives off apple tango, and does the fandango. Will be on the floor after two ciders.
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