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A Zach is a hella annoying person who starts a diss track on your best friend and they make teams (ex. Team Kylee, team Zach) but your best friends team is winning because no one likes a Zach. A Zach is usually very hearty, robust, and plump ( AKA fat ). He will pretend to be gay for popularity/ attention but doesn’t get any because it’s the worst fucking idea ever.
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