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A Jordan is the biggest leech of all time!! He cannot be trusted. A Jordan is always late and only cares about himself . A Jordan always thinks they are great at basketball because of their name and will get smoked on the court by any white boy!! He never pays his bills and always owe people money. He will borrow money from friends and never pay them back and in most cases rip off his friends. He will always act like he is better then everyelse. Always brags about how much pussy he gets but never really does. He is a dog and will have sex with anything. He always acts like he is a baller but is a complete broke ass. He is quite possibly the biggest lying sack of shit of all time. A Jordan will always lie straight to your face like it was nothing and has absolutely no respect for you!! If you are a woman avoid a Jordan because he doesn’t give a fuck about you and will treat you like dirt.
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