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The period of a person's life that falls between youth and wishing you would fucking die. For some the line between middle age and old age is very thin. Richard Nixon was born middle aged; Madonna achieved middle age when she became irrelevant; Dick Cheney bypassed middle age and went straight to old age as fast as he could get there.
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