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There are actually two types of Samantha's; the sweet compassionate one & the fake Sam. Knowing the difference will save you the disappointment of investing in a fake relationship/friendship.

At first fake Samantha comes out just as sweet as the real one. She has learnt that people can be manipulated by pretending to be nice & compassionate.

She is lazy, a couch potato, who always shirks her work, is unwilling to expend any effort towards her career & is full of excuses. She is secretly a Miss know it all, who sees herself as better than most.

When working on projects, all you do is follow up on her & she always never delivers. She will complain about anything just to stop working. I'm hungry/don't feel well etc.

Complaining & whining is what she does best. Coupon clipping is how she gets by.

These excuses make her a serial lair & promise maker. Repeatedly never keeps appointments, shows up very late, and expects to be forgiven. If you make the mistake & do the same she will spend days, ventilating to whoever will listen.

Her pride & self-righteousness makes her turn on people who have always had her back. After a while, they too reach a point where they realise that the relationship was one sided & fake Sam was the only beneficiary.

When it comes to men she is an indiscriminate minx, throwing herself at & chasing after every men she feels entitled to. Being lose & easy leads her into co-dependent relationships. If a guy rebuffs her, she will turn into a stalker.

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