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A horrible fat person who plays the flute ironically, and never smiles, especially on her 7th grade yearbook photo. She is my best friend (my only friend). She has a short friend in sixth grade named "DILDO" - probably 4'5", who's a trap. She's attracted to jenga blocks and has two damn write-ups. Her grades consist of two Fs, one C, and two B-s. She's a blonde chick that nobody likes, though has big tits, and three friends
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