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This potato is probably the laziest and sassiest blogger you'll come across. She's a total grandma and a turkish drama addict. She leaves everything to the last minute and somehow embarrasses herself in every way possible. She uses laughing emojis in her blogs like a dork but she's actually considerate and empathetic so if anything is bothering you, come to her and she will fight everyone off with her vintage high heels. Seriously, she'll have your back if you ever feel down but make sure to bring some ice cream and Nutella to the rant too. She knows that she's a potato and owns it and that's what we love about her. So if you know a Bayance in your life (you probably don't because I'm the first to make this wow guys), make sure to cherish every moment with her before she breaks her hip!
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