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This is the douchebag stoner Jeremiah. He smokes weed everywhere. Gets high at school and will most likely get expelled for possession of weed. Always thinks that if you mention his name without actually talking to him youre talking shit. Only threatens people who are younger and smaller than him. Has a really shitty beard that makes him look Amish. His teeth are also really fucked up. Never brushes his teeth, and flexes his "gold" he got from Walmart. If he gets over 100$, he will also flex that on Instagram. Uses 420 and his horoscope as a nickname for everything. Definitely skates. Acts like he was born in the 90s and always says "kids these days will never know the struggle of back then" when those kids were born a year later than him. Wears fake gold grills on his teeth and says they are real even though they look like plastic or something you would get from a Halloween costume. Says nigga a lot even though he is white. He wears really baggy clothes and sags his pants all gay n shit. Calls teachers he likes by their first name cause he thinks "they close." If you are around this person, he will make really shitty jokes constantly and wont shut up even after the teacher tells him to stfu. His laugh is fucking gay, and will make fun of people but will get mad if he is made fun of. He says bruh in at least every sentence. He will mention how hes from the hood and thinks hes hot af.

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