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Just what it sounds like. A sock that is crunchy. There are typically three causes of a crunchy sock. They are as follows: 1. Crystallization of nut juice from using the sock in a naughty fashion. 2. Old sweat that crystallized because you wore the same pair of socks for two weeks. 3. Running in mud in just your socks like some sort of hooligan. Crunchy socks are probably currency in Haiti or some shit I don't know.
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