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Dirty Lavinia You take a beautiful woman into your bedroom, liberally apply large quantities of make up on her making her look hideous. Then leave the room and stand by the door so the girl can hear and have wank whilst thinking of someone’s else. I couldn’t find a girl but it worked well with my sister.
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