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What I secretly am, but actually give a shit to not do anything about it because of the chronological dire consequences that would follow if I did. Thusly: Being jobless. Being ostracised. Being alienated by friends and family. Being penniless. Being homeless. Being helpless. Losing both my sanity and dignity on the streets. Suffering the most uncomfortable demise with not a shred of dignity or even a name to my final resting place.
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