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A 3 AM piss is when someone is awoken at 3 AM by the urge to piss. The person will then typically get out of bed [grumbling] like a drunk fucker and walk into the bathroom where the lights will hinder his vision for about 3 minutes. [Because of this] short term blindness the dude will piss all over the seat as he exclaims fuck [over and over again].
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