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Michael's have big forehead. They are able to grow old fast and since they grow fast they change their style a lot. They are the typical dad and uncle types. They are those typical people that play sport where you don't need to run for example they play golf. Golf is a very dad sport and michael's are made for golf. They are also really bad in bed. They always end up on the bottom and most of the time they don't fall in love with "girls". Michael's are very attractive to the same gender or known as boys. Michael's are mostly attracted to Pakistanis, Australians, Chinese or Arabs. They are also good with threesomes whether its gay or not.
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