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A teenager from Wheaton north who thinks their the shit but deep down is really a stuck-up Bible beater who has nothing better to do than black tar heroine. And average day consists on blaming your mother for never having anything to eat except organic veggie chips and holy water. But if your lucky you may get to spend a nice evening in some shitty basement with some fake ass friends. Wheaton has it moments every now and then something exciting happens like the car shows in the summer or a piece of shit fair. But to sum it all up the best part is the kids fiending on over priced juul pods the kids from Wheaton south sell us.
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